When you're in a hurry

When you're in a hurry to get somewhere:

• a garbage truck (insert other slow moving rumbling vehicle here) will swerve in front of you
• the traffic light is always red
• there will always be traffic jams or accidents in your path
• your tire will puncture, your car will break down
• you are unable to find yr shoes/wallet/phone etc
• ppl will call u/sms u at the worst possible moment
• u will lose yr touch n go card and the cash lanes are f*king full
• u will be unable to find a parking spot