zombies

i have a zombie fetish:

• love all zombie related movies (resident evil, 24 days weeks later, land of dead ...)
  
• read all zombie related books (cell)
  
• play all zombie related games (house of the dead, resident evil, dead head fred..)

why i love zombies?

• i like making my house into a fortress (albeit a small one) to defend against zombies. the back area is impenetrable due to a steel door. weak spots: balcony door (its wooden, gahhhh). samurai swords, weapons in every room
  
• with zombie infestation, no need to go to work can internet everyday, yay
• target practice
• no more commercialism
  
• travel the country on a motorbike
• less assholes in the world and it will be more silent
  

some downside

• the smell
• electricity might be a prob but thats where batteries come in